Tweets - April 2nd - Death and Mary

Death is God's way of telling people to fuck off. No debates, no arguments, no fake smiles, just the grave. I'm not so severe myself, the worst I'm likely to do to you is never care to ever speak to you again.

To know me is to accept what you see. To know God is to accept what you see. Saying to God, "You are not who You appear to be", has been a total waste of your Sundays. Teaching your children to do the same has caused them to perish (just as your ancestors who did the same).

The prophets of this world have not been called by God, and this is evident by the fact that they lie about God all the time. God gave them sour pickles to suck on, and they tell you, "it's only sour for now, but sweet joy comes in the morning". Well, no, it's sour until death.

There is no longer any need for you to cling to preachers who lie about what God makes plain to you. God is honest with you. Believe God, in spite of any book your mother holds dear. You are still alive, and there's opportunity for you to not go the way of your ancestors.

God, as I have known these last 13 years, would much rather you live and not die; but not as someone who abandons human decency, or judges, or treats others in ways they'd never want to be treated. No such person has ever been saved from death - not on this world or any other.

I know. Who is this nigga? This fag? I am disregarded like gum under a table because of the strangeness of my message. But... I am a fag and a nigga called. I have been called to tell you that God's grace is not sufficient here.

How is God's grace insufficient? Think of all the ways you try to please God (by worship, singing, tithing, confessing that jesus is lord, judging men who wear skirts and women who eat pussy).

None of these things (or any law or command dictated by your pastors and prophets) mean anything to God. This is evident by the fact that no one is saved from death by doing them.

The insufficiency of God's grace here makes God's wrath the proposed alternative. God is going to save your life, if not on this side of the grave, then on the other. But God purposes to save people on this side of the grave, getting rid of human atrociousness once and for all.

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I completely forgot that you believe Yeshua (Jesus) was born from a virgin. For what? So that God could create the perfect sacrifice while forgoing the inherited sins of Adam? It's an uphill battle.

So let's be clear. God struggles with forgiveness (requiring blood and pain in order to forgive). And the best that God could come up with was magical impregnation. God just wasn't smart enough to tackle the issue of people fucking outside of marriage without resorting to magic.

The disgusting vileness that is human nature was so offensive to God, that God's best idea was to torture and torment humans in a blazing furnace because of their nature. God having a problem with God drop-kicking people into the bowels of hell, forced a virgin to have a baby.

In short summary, Jesus was born from a virgin so that he could become the man to tell God to calm the fuck down and stop roasting so many goddamn people in fire. Thank you Jesus!

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On forcing female slaves and virgins to have babies, where was Mary's free will in all this? Couldn't Mary have reasoned with God, saying, "You know, you could just forgive people. It's what you require of us, correct? To forgive those who trespass against us?"

"I, a lowly woman about to be ravaged by God, can forgive my enemy without requiring his blood. Is my love deeper and more passionate than yours, oh Lord? If it's all the same to you, I'd rather not give birth without the joy and pleasure of letting Joe hit it at least once."

"Besides, if men are the real problem here, you can make Joe infertile by shutting down his sperm production (not that I know what sperm is, but you do), then you can make me pregnant afterward. Surely, this is a more reasonable plan for me, a human woman."

God said to Mary, "I hear you, but I'm so sick and tired of lesbians choosing hell - they keep dying right after they scissor each other. And in order for me to forgive them, somebody's blood needs to be on this alter. I can't forgive them otherwise. I can't. I can't."

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For now, I'm in the business of loosening these tightly bound knots that cause people to lie about God's mercy and grace. Hopefully, a loosened knot will give God something to work with so God won't need bury you and your household in the rubble of the earthquake.