Tweets - April 14th - Burn their asses

When I was around 15 years old (1994/95), I was in church one Sunday with my mother, grandmother, and some of my grandmother's sisters, and a guest prophet named Todd Hall came to visit and preach. I'm not sure if I'd ever seen a prophet before, but I was intrigued. 

He proclaimed, "In the year 2000, all the homosexuals in the world are going to be burned alive in fire. God is going to burn them up!" The church cheered and shouted and celebrated, "Praise God!", "Praise the Lord!!", "Hallelujah!!!". Some "spoke in tongues", and others "went in the spirit" in demonstration of the worthwhile power of God in the Church.

Wouldn't that just be lovely? If God finally took his thumb out of his ass and did something like burn up all the fags, setting them all ablaze for all the world to witness, then the Bride of Jesus Christ could finally rest. Easy, peasy, done.

There would be no more gay marriages, no need for legislation changes, no need for all the arguing and fighting and protesting, no need for the constant violence against openly trans and gay folks, no need to burn books or shut down libraries, no need to protect children from the dancing and singing drag queens. Wouldn't it be lovely?

Please, please, Jesus, please set their asses on fire! It's an easy fix problem. Even Prophet Todd understood that it was an easy fix problem. 2000 years of fags ravaging the earth, sucking each other off - burn them up Lord!! Why wait for hell tomorrow what could be done today?!

But here we are, 23 years later. 23 years waiting for God to do what God said he would do. For 2,023 years, God could have slid his thumb out of his ass and done anything about the fag problem - anything at all. Prophet after prophet after prophet have been speaking and shouting and proclaiming, and still not a peep from God - no help at all. Not a single fag was burned alive by God - not even one! How shameful of God. I guess that means it's now a prophet's problem and a prophet's job to take matters into his own hands: "Let's rile up the masses!", "We are the power of God now!" (says his heart and his deeds, not his mouth).

Could you imagine someone like Isaiah or Micah being so impatient with God, so used to God doing absolutely nothing, that they took up the sword and started killing Israelites themselves? "Israel will be plowed like a field", said Micah. "If God doesn't plow it then I will do the plowing myself and convince the powers that be to help me do it", said American prophets.

What is a Bride who can't lean on the help of her husband, but turns to the help of so many other men; so many other powerful men? What is a Bride who thinks about her husband and says, "He will never help me, so I will get in bed with whatever rich and powerful man that will help me"? Such a Bride would be called an Adulterous Whore. The Whore of Jesus Christ.

But in reality, she had no opportunity to become an adulterous whore. Yes, she sucks off whomever promises to give her whatever she asks for, but an adulterous whore requires one to be married. Christ divorced her long ago, and long gave up the idea of ever coming back for her. She has no lover. She doesn't even love herself. She loves her family for the most part - but there is no equal love to be found within her. She has long since forgotten Christ, what he sounded like, what he acted like. So she makes things up about him, all kinds of lies, and has been doing so from the very beginning. Just look at her scriptures: "God gave them over to degrading passions; for their women exchanged natural relations for that which is contrary to nature, and likewise the men, too, abandoned natural relations with women and burned in their desire toward one another, males with males committing shameful acts and receiving in their own persons the due penalty of their error."

She says whatever she wants about him because she can. She has always been ashamed of him - ashamed of his baptism - ashamed of his repentance - ashamed of his kindness - ashamed of him being nonjudgmental - ashamed of his partying and drinking - ashamed of his law breaking. She never wanted him for who he is. So she was long rejected by both Christ and God. And if God is the business of sending folks to hell for sucking dick, then we can be certain that God will send her there first since she has been sucking dick for 2000 years, and the longest a fag sucks dick is for what, 60 years?