Tweets - February 26th - Offensive Christ

Everything about Christ is offensive. He just does shit out of spite sometimes. For instance, he didn't have to go out and gather food on the Sabbath - breaking commandments as it were. He certainly didn't have to take your sons with him, having them ignore the law all the same.

He could have gathered all his food the day before, but nope, he was set on triggering all those crotch-covering conservatives. Then he had the nerve to "lead Israel astray" by having people follow him. There was no way he was making it past 33 years in this place.

He didn't have to take your sons and daughters out to party and get blasted with sex workers while they caressed and licked his feet (and likely other body parts). He was in his early 30's ya know. And he didn't have to condemn your hypocrisy, who wish to do the same in secret.

Christ has not changed one bit in that regard. He could have called heterosexual conservatives to lay the road leading to God's Garden (eternal life - in the flesh), but nope, he had to be himself, he had to be spiteful and offensive.

He chose irreligious unbounded fags to lead the way, just to piss people off - and people will be pissed off and take severe offense once they catch wind of what Christ is doing.

There was no way he was going to pay a visit to this place in person, not for 2000 years. He's probably packing an enormous dick, and out of spite, would walk up in someone's church naked and start slanging that thing around. They would seek to crucify him all over again.

Would you ever hang with someone who found you repulsive and offensive? Certainly not for any extended period of time. You shouldn't expect to walk side-by-side with Christ until you can find nothing he does shameful or offensive. Until then, business as usual (the grave).